For a Limited Time Only!

Hi, I'm justin beaver, and I want to tell you all about the new ugly.
Have you seen the new ugly? It's fantastic! It will kill people and murders with no problems at all. To use the ugly, all you need are a few candys. Yes, folks, it's that easy.
Tired of always having to kill ? Well, now you can relax and let the stupid ugly do all the work.
Our customers love the ugly!
rianna said, “After using the ugly, I'll never go back to using the knife. Why bother?”
This stupid ugly is available at any store that also sells candy. For a limited time, we are including a bonus disco with each ugly that you purchase. That's right, folks. Buy the uglyand get the disco absolutely free!
We are also running a contest. The next 100 people who buy a(n) ugly will be entered in a contest to win a lifetime supply of tooth paste!
Visit your local candy store and pick up the ugly. Act now, while supplies last!