Thursday, May 20, 2010

An Odd Animal


An Odd Animal

The cluadias is an animal that has red fur with blue spots on its mouths and eyes. Its tail is shaped like a(n) rossette which it uses to screamed dodos. An adult cluadias may weigh more than 216532 pounds and stand over 213573 feet high.
The cluadias can be found only in new york and Canada. Although its favorite food is pizzas, it also likes to eat dogs. If you ever see a(n) cluadias, be sure not to ever sing “happy birthday.” That song makes it hariy. Instead, give it a few pizzas and be on your way.

An Invitation


An Invitation

Please come to a surprise party for Starr on 3000.
Lots of stupid pizzas and fries will be served. Please come to the party hungry!
There will be games, such as Claudia races, and a contest to see who can hunt the fastest. We will play lots of songs, and there may even be some singing.
The theme of the party will be funny robots. During the party, everyone can make a hat decorated with funny robots. Be sure to wear robs to protect your arms.
Since this is a surprise party, please be sure to arrive at least 6 minutes early. Everyone will be dancing in the living room. When Starr arrives, we will jump up and often yell, “wow!!”
Please don't talk about the party at school. It would be very ugly if Starr found out about her surprise party.
We hope that you can make it to the party. Please bring a small kylee for Starr. See you on 3000!