A Special Valentine

It's fun to let people know you care about them by making them valentines for Valentine's Day. Follow these instructions to make your own nasty valentine:

1. To make the valentine, you will need pieces of pink paper and pieces of red paper. You will also need scissors, some glue, and a marker or a(n) crayons.
2. Cut the pink paper into the shape of a(n) pizza.
3. Cut a smaller pizza shape from the red paper.
4. Glue the red paper pizza onto the center of the pink paper pizza.
5. Use the marker or the crayons to write a Valentine's Day message to the person. If you don't know what to write, try a phrase such as, “Won't you be my stupidValentine?” or “i thinks you are as sweet as michel jackson!”
6. You may wish to add other decorations, such as candy or other paper shapes. Now you have the perfect nasty valentine to give to someone special!
7. Be careful when using your scissors, and remember to clean up the area where you have been dancing.

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