50 Things I'd Never Do

1)kill a gummy bear
2)suicide
3)steal
4)become stupid
5)drink lots of beer
6) drive on alcohol
7)be in the military
8)die for someone
9)kill for someone
10)fake an I.D
11)get arrested
12)make fun of disabled people
13)kill innocent people
14)own a gun
15)stab someone
16)choke someone
17)smash someone's head with a picture frame
18)cut someone's head off
19)kill someone with a pencil
20)take someone's heart out
21)burn someone on purpose
22)hit someone with a car
23)hit someone with a cow
24)drill someone to a wall
25)give someone a wet willy
26)give someone a big paper cut did that already
27)hammer someone's face in
28)rip someone's hair out
29)be fat
30)hit someone with a flower pot
31)hit someone with a bat did that already
32)laugh at someone who is hurt
33)drill a hole threw someone's eye
34)sing to a weirdo
35)be a weirdo
36)eat a plastic spoon
37)eat metal
38)roost a dog
39)kill a cat
40)eat a cat
41)swim in ice
42)be racist
43)eat a roach 
44)kill an eel
45)eat an eel
46)kiss a cow
47)take drugs
48)smack a friend
49)prank call
50)run fat boy run!!!!!