alien

Alien: Hello Earthling.  Thank you for conversing with me.

You: your welcome

Alien:  May I ask you a few questions?

You:  Ofcourse!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it?  What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: well the earth is round and it seems flat and some interesting places you should vist are paris, D.C, and the statue of liberty

You:  What is your planet like?

Alien: well it is flat and not round so you can fall off, and their are metorfises which means an animal that flys and has no eyes

Alien:  You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother.  I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother!  Why is that?

You: we don't get along much because of our skin and religious.

You:  What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

Alien: everyone says hi to each other even when they are enemys

Alien:  Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You: because we dont agree with each other so by fighting they think it makes every thing better

Alien:  It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet.  Why do you not eat these every day?

You: they can give us cavities.

You:  What do you eat on your planet?

Alien: savitiges

Alien:  It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well.  I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity.  Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You: yes but not that many people are helping our enviorment.